I received collection of Banyolan Suroboyoan (Humor ala Surabaya) from my little brother. If you happen to be have a good command of Surabaya’s dialect of Javanese, these files might help you to put a smile or giggle in your face.
But if you don’t understand Javanese, these are for you:
Before I went to sleep on the floor, I asked my friend, “How many rooms this house has?”. He said, “Many. This is the room where I watch TV. That is the room where I always take a piss. And that is the the room where I keep my stove and fridge. And over there is the room where I put my bed. And out there is the room with grass-floor complete with a fountain. And finally that is the room which belongs to my neighbor … Oh wait…” (by Mitch Hedberg, RIP)
Vlad was surprised and asked him, “Where do you got the prey? You must be fully sated.”.
Dracul then said, “Do you want to have what I had?”
Vlad nodded his head. “Follow me!”, said Dracul.
Both of them then flying and landed on the roof of a building. Dracul asked Vlad, “Do you see that pole in center of that field?”.
Vlad answered, “Yes. The one with the flag waving around right?”.
Dracul then slowly uttered,”I didn’t”.