2009
07.25
07.25
- When all else fails manipulate the data
- I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
- Bugs come in through open Windows
- Celibacy is not hereditary
- Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener
- Life is sexually transmitted
- Born free . . . Taxed to death
- If it’s too loud, you’re too old
- Common sense isn’t common
- If it ain’t broke, fix it until it is
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them
- A feature is a bug with seniority
- I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter
- Justice: A decision in your favor
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
- Few women admit their age . . . Few men act theirs
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- Adults are just kids who owe money
- Meetings — The practical alternative to work
[...] My family had arrived in Denpasar early in the morning, so they will pick me up at I Gusti Ngurah Rai International Airport. I waited for them not more than 5 minutes. Then I saw my father and my youngest brother sitting in the front seat. I waved at them, then they stopped the car. After group-hugging session, we went for lunch. We did not try the local cuisine, we settled with East Javanese food instead. Either-way, I was really hungry, so any food will be fine with me. Moral of the story, contemplating with choice of food means you’re not hungry enough. [...]