This is Why United States Should Implement Gun Control Law
The recent massacre that happened in Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University has sparked another debate regarding gun control in United States.
I believe that the gun control law should be implemented. Why? Because guns make the bully and the one being bullied equal. And please note that guns are dangerous, they kill… especially in the hand of the depressed person. So which one is the depressed one? Listen to the following conversation:
Bully A (James): Hi Joe ..
Bully B (Joe): Hi James. What’s up with you?
Bully A (James): I’m depressed Joe ..
Bully B (Joe): Why? I thought bullying is fun. Did you bully too many or too few kids? Or is it you stressed because your bullying method is become a routine, no longer excites you? Do you need new bully targets with different demographical background compared to the current ones?
You see? Above conversation is too hilarious to be true. Now consider the person who was bullied:
Bullied Guy: Sigh ..
Imaginary Friend:What’s up with you?
Bullied Guy: I’m depressed … I was bullied again today. ARRGHHH… I want to kill myself …
Imaginary Friend: I have a better idea. Why don’t you buy guns and kill the one bullied you. This way, you can make a payback to him. You also might want to consider shooting random people to build the tension. In the end you could shoot yourself. This way, you will get what you’ve just said.
Coincidence? I think not. There is a pattern here. Bullied people are depressed. So it’s really dangerous to let them having access to gun. Consider the following illustrations:
Bullying Scene Without Gun Control Law:

Bullying Scene With Gun Control Law:

So why do we need Gun Control Law if only the bullied is the dangerous one? Because when the moment come, the Bully will be bullied by the Bigger Bully. The smaller bully will get depressed, losing his bully friends and ended up having an Imaginary Friend. And the deadly circles will continue…
CONCLUSION: Gun Control must be implemented, this way we will only have Bully and Karate Kid. No more mass murderer, School massacrer, random sniper, etc, etc.
That’s what I think, so what do you think?
Hardono Arifanto :: Apr.26.2007 :: Life, Humor, News :: 9 Comments »
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9 Comments to “This is Why United States Should Implement Gun Control Law”
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wikan
Posted: Apr 26th, 2007 at 1:53 pm1not all bullied want to be a mass-murderer.
only psychopatic one.
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Matt Keegan
Posted: Apr 27th, 2007 at 3:10 am3I’m not for gun control. What I am for is helping people out who are depressed and giving them the medical assistance they need to lead a balanced life.
Not every depressed person ends up killing people and not every murderer battles depression.
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corvidae
Posted: Apr 27th, 2007 at 4:14 am5They can’t keep drugs off the streets. They can’t keep illegal immigrants from crossing our borders.
If tons of drugs and entire populations are able to walk into the country without a problem, what makes you think they could possibly round up all the guns?
And say they even got up the political will to seal the borders, inspect shipping containers and search vehicles at the borders. Do you have ANY idea how much that would cost? I’d like to keep my taxes below 50% if at all possible.
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Andy
Posted: Apr 27th, 2007 at 4:16 am6But if you take the guns away from those wishing to use the rights given to them, then only the criminals will have them. This results in even more deaths. Only because there is no way for the innocent to defend themselves and there is a decreased risk of someone with a weapon to be harmed themselves. Basically what you are perpetuating is the possibility of an even HIGHER body count until the authorities that have weapons show up to stop the gunman. Good thinking. That will solve all the problems now won’t it? How about this… Say you are someone that is planning on shooting somebody else. You pull a gun on them and they pull a gun on you, are you going to be more or less willing to pull the trigger? I’ll tell you one thing, ninety percent of people in that situation would freeze. How do I know? I was in the military, it happens all the time until you actually shoot someone. Shooting an unarmed person is like shooting an animal. You don’t think twice because you have the power. Trying to shoot someone that is armed themselves is a lot harder. You have basically a 50/50 chance of survival.
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sanbro
Posted: Apr 28th, 2007 at 7:43 pm9they should take some serious steps to avoid incidents like Virginia tech.







