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  1. When all else fails manipulate the data
  2. I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
  3. Bugs come in through open Windows
  4. Celibacy is not hereditary
  5. Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener
  6. Life is sexually transmitted
  7. Born free . . . Taxed to death
  8. If it’s too loud, you’re too old
  9. Common sense isn’t common
  10. If it ain’t broke, fix it until it is
  11. If you can’t convince them, confuse them
  12. A feature is a bug with seniority
  13. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter
  14. Justice: A decision in your favor
  15. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
  16. Few women admit their age . . . Few men act theirs
  17. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
  18. If the enemy is in range, so are you
  19. Adults are just kids who owe money
  20. Meetings — The practical alternative to work
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About Hardono

Hi, I'm Hardono. I am working as a Software Developer. I am working mostly in Windows, dealing with .NET, conversing in C#. But I know a bit of Linux, mainly because I need to keep this blog operational. I've been working in Logistics/Transport industry for more than 11 years.

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