- When all else fails manipulate the data
- I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
- Bugs come in through open Windows
- Celibacy is not hereditary
- Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener
- Life is sexually transmitted
- Born free . . . Taxed to death
- If it’s too loud, you’re too old
- Common sense isn’t common
- If it ain’t broke, fix it until it is
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them
- A feature is a bug with seniority
- I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter
- Justice: A decision in your favor
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
- Few women admit their age . . . Few men act theirs
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- If the enemy is in range, so are you
- Adults are just kids who owe money
- Meetings — The practical alternative to work
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Howdy! I'm Hardono. I am working as a Software Developer. I am working mostly in Windows, dealing with .NET, conversing in C#. But I know a bit of Linux, mainly because I need to keep this blog operational. I've been working in Logistics/Transport industry for more than 11 years.
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